- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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