- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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