- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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