- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

9/11 my birthday

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

rocky is here again.......................

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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