Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Kevin and Ramin

Your mam is so fat.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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