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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why so serious ?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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