Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

I'm rick james bitch

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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