i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

i saw amango it splootered

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

i found waldo.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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