How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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