A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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