- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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