- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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