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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats 2+2? 4

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

No your aunties a joke

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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