- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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