Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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