- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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