- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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