A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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