- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

my penis

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats green and lives in the water

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