- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

tea with milk?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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