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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

whats green and lives in the water

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I have a really funny joke.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

whats green and lives in the water

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

my penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Apple hates Blackberry.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I have a really funny joke.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

whats green and lives in the water

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

my penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Apple hates Blackberry.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!