- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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