Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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