- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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