- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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