- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??