Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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