A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Maths.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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