how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Chuck Norris.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Anti Joke

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