Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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