- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Matthew Wyckoff

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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