What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Equal rights!

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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