- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Yo Mama just died.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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