What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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