Matthew Wyckoff

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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