- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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