Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Anti Joke

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