- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Small Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

hi penis ham telephone

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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