- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same