- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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