what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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civil rights

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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