- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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