- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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