- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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