- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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