What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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