- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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