A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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