Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Where's my baby??

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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