why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

i found waldo.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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