- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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