- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats 2+2? 4

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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