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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Justin Bieber.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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