- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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