A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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