What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Neither have I

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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