Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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