knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Sarah Palin.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Where's my baby??

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

David Cameron

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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