- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

The Labour Party.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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