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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Jack Stevens

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