- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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