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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why? Because.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is my name? I dont know

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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