- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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