- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A blind man walks into a library.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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