- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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