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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the old man die? He was old.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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