- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

woman's rights

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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