- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

You sick fiend

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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