- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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