An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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