i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

thumb_up thumb_down +15

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops