- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

I'm tired.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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