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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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