Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did? Yes

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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