whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Japan

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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