Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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men, men like men= men+bed

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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