- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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