Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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