you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Anti Joke

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