What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What? Huh?

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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