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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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