How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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