Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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