Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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