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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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