What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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