- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Matt is a Duster!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A American seeking into mexico

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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