Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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