- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

I'm homeless.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A gay man watches football.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I'm Polish.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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