- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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