Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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