- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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