- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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