- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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