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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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