- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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