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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why are balck people black because they are

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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