- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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