- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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