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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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