There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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