Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Blacks

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

NEVER

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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