- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Matthew Wyckoff

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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