- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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