- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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