- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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