Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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