- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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