The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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