A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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