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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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