womans rights...

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I have cancer. And you're next.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A gay man watches football.

this website is a bad joke

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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