Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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