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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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