A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Anti Joke

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