What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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