- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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