How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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