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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

No

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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