- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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