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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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