- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Go away still nothing to see

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Women's Rights

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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