A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Rylan Clark

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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