What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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