- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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