- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is green and slow Grass.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

jews

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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