- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Knock, knock. Come in.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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