Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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