Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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