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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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