Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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