Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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