- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mam is so fat.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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