Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Anti Joke

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