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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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