How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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You are joking right?

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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