How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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