- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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