knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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