Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Penis chickens

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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SEX

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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