- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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