- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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