- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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