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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

knock knock? come in

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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