- Anti Joke

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in