- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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