- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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