- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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