So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

no.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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